Monday, March 7, 2011

Patient quote of the day

"It looked awful! I had bruising around all of my eyes and noses!"

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

More so around the left nose than the right one.

Headstrong said...

"Since the injury I've lost all my noses but one...it's been tough..."

Anonymous said...

As a medical transcriptionist, quotes like that are a constant throughout my day. What makes it so amusing, however, is that the patients are not the ones making the statements.

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

"From now on, if I'm going to carry my collection on the bus, I'm going to have to get rid of the glass jar and find a container with more padding."

Sassy said...

But other than that, the noses job went alright.

PGYx said...

@Anon (med transcriptionist) I'd love to read *your* blog posts about the funny things you hear!

terri c said...

Better to have lots of noses than have to deal w/the damn FBI. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

The Mother said...

Which one does he put his glasses on ?

Anonymous said...

AAnnouncement: "Will the bruised alien please see Mary for a return appointment on Moonday"

Anonymous said...

@PGYx - You wouldn't believe some of the things I hear, including those which I do NOT want to hear when the handheld is inadvertently left in the 'on' position.

Anonymous said...

Plural noses - all the better to smell the bacon with.

Jon said...

Mother-the middle one.

 
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