Mrs. Rep: "Sign here... How have you been?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Fine. I thought your kids were on Spring Break this week?"
Mrs. Rep: "They are."
Dr. Grumpy: "Oh, I thought you'd said you were taking this week off to spend time with them."
Mrs. Rep: "I did, but they drove me nuts. This morning I couldn't take it anymore. I called in sick for my husband, and told him I was going to work. He can deal with them."