Thursday, March 31, 2011

Idiocy

Last night I was doing an online marketing survey, which featured this question:

Will your prescribing of Sarcasma increase, decrease, or stay the same based on your meeting with the sales rep?

[] Yes.

[] No.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, that's easy. The answer has to be yes. If you said no, you'd be lying. They're just trying to weed out the liars.

Anonymous said...

I disagree, the answer is no. The amount prescibed may not change 'based on meeting the sales rep'. Dr G. already is at the maximum dosage allowed.

Grumpy, M.D. said...

That's true. I'm on the highest Sarcasma dose allowable, and my staff feels I've become immune to its benefits over time. Like I care.

Anonymous said...

that would still be a yes as it would 'stay the same'

Anonymous said...

I think C is the correct answer.

Li'l Azathoth said...

Does that include the imaginary part?

Anonymous said...

Definately decrease. You don't want them to visit, do you? Then again, you might get free samples.

wv - Beddions, what bed bugs excrete

Packer said...

It is a govt. survey.

The Mother said...

If you try to hard to fill out forms like this, your brain will start to hurt.

Does Sarcasma fix that?

Kat's Kats said...

That depends on what they brought to eat and if they remembered the diet coke.

Anonymous said...

"I'll keep doing what I always do- flip a coin."

donna said...

I think there is another option ...
4 ! If I have a sales meeting WHILE consulting the rep for a medical question in the hospital!
BTW: I no longer prescribe it!

WV: dewal:: Had dewal with above mentioned sales rep..she lost! Can you come collect her body?

webhill said...

The answer is no. Prescribing habits will be what they will be, and visits with the rep have nothing to do with them. Right?

Aura said...

Could it mean "When your prescribing of Sarcasma increases, decreases or stays the same, will it be based on your meeting with the sales rep?"

Anonymous said...

Maybe. (Option not listed.) Do you still get to keep the $5.00?

Anonymous said...

Can you check both boxes?

 
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