I think there is another option ... 4 ! If I have a sales meeting WHILE consulting the rep for a medical question in the hospital! BTW: I no longer prescribe it!
WV: dewal:: Had dewal with above mentioned sales rep..she lost! Can you come collect her body?
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Well, that's easy. The answer has to be yes. If you said no, you'd be lying. They're just trying to weed out the liars.
I disagree, the answer is no. The amount prescibed may not change 'based on meeting the sales rep'. Dr G. already is at the maximum dosage allowed.
That's true. I'm on the highest Sarcasma dose allowable, and my staff feels I've become immune to its benefits over time. Like I care.
that would still be a yes as it would 'stay the same'
I think C is the correct answer.
Does that include the imaginary part?
Definately decrease. You don't want them to visit, do you? Then again, you might get free samples.
wv - Beddions, what bed bugs excrete
It is a govt. survey.
If you try to hard to fill out forms like this, your brain will start to hurt.
Does Sarcasma fix that?
That depends on what they brought to eat and if they remembered the diet coke.
"I'll keep doing what I always do- flip a coin."
I think there is another option ...
4 ! If I have a sales meeting WHILE consulting the rep for a medical question in the hospital!
BTW: I no longer prescribe it!
WV: dewal:: Had dewal with above mentioned sales rep..she lost! Can you come collect her body?
The answer is no. Prescribing habits will be what they will be, and visits with the rep have nothing to do with them. Right?
Could it mean "When your prescribing of Sarcasma increases, decreases or stays the same, will it be based on your meeting with the sales rep?"
Maybe. (Option not listed.) Do you still get to keep the $5.00?
Can you check both boxes?
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