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12 comments:
maybe he meant 16, not 60 :p
i know this man- he runs our or schedule. or maybe a census worker?
lol ... i've had days like that :)
Gr8 math skills. :-))
come on ... we've all have days like that! is he another neurologist?
As a fellow healthcare slave, I love this blog.
Split personality disorder?
Unbelievable: Check.
Crazy: Check.
Dumbass 24/7: Check.
"Or at least that's what we're billing our clients for."
Apparently this patient is SO busy they have list track of time.
You sure he isn't an ortho resident?
They have a way with hours... (um, yeah, it was only 80 hours this week, I swear.) Maybe he was just being honest with you.
huh?
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