Friday, June 18, 2010

Sorry, dude, you're not that good

Dr. Grumpy: "So at what point did you call 911?"

Mr. Young: "When I realized she was having a seizure."

Dr. Grumpy: "How long after the seizure started was that?"

Mr. Young: (looks at Mrs. Young, both blush, look at floor): "Well, I didn't call right away, because we were, um, having sex at the time, and when she started shaking I just thought she..."

Dr. Grumpy: "Got it. So how long did the seizure last?"

15 comments:

The Mother said...

There are obvious parallels here to both Mesmerism and the 'treatment' of hysteria.

But it wasn't really sex.

singedwingangel said...

ROFLMBO I mean it's not funny but it is funny .. HA

notterriblyordinary said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh....dear.

Yeah, we don't have stuff like that in pediatrics. We only have immaculate conceptions (two this week!).

Maha said...

Well at least he was being truthful...

Old MD Girl said...

AWESOME.

On the other hand, wouldn't it suck if having sex was what precipitated the seizure? I know it can precipitate migraines....

HyperCryptical said...

Mmmmmmmm! Embarrasing.

I wonder how long it took him to realise?

CrazyNewt said...

This has *GOT* to be a fetish.

"It's so much better when she's seizing...."

Joan said...

Yes, I agree, funny but not. I am still laughing though. :)

Anonymous said...

being a man, I am sure he finished before realizing. All of 10 seconds prob

prashant said...

AWESOME.
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ER's Mom said...

That is snort-worthy!

Anonymous said...

Surprise dude, if she never responded like an E-ticket ride at Disneyland before, chances are that this time she wasn't either.

ERP said...

Wow, she could tell her friends, "He did me so good he lowered my seizure threshold!!!!"

Cogitator said...

Well, some interesting follow-up questions do go begging:

How long did the seizure actually last, then?

Did he try anything to prolong it?

Did it work?

Any tips?
:)

WannaBeMD said...

I read textsfromlastnight.com and found this... I wonder if two worlds are colliding here.

(630):

Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.

 
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