Friday, June 25, 2010
Grumpus Interruptus
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Okay, gang, just a warning. The internet people are allegedly coming out sometime today to try and fix the on-off net problems that have vexed me for the last few weeks. They've told me I may not have access over the weekend. So I may not be able to post for a few days. If I can, I will, but I just don't know.
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Grumpus Interruptus
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- Got Cheese?
- Better living through chemistry
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- Heard in the elevator
- Survey fun
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- I'm an awesome doc!
- MEOW!!!
- Bad drug rep mornings
- Shoes for, um, swimming?
- Saturday night, 10:45 p.m.
- ER Stories
- Sorry, dude, you're not that good
- "Check this out" indeed
- Reptile WIN!
- How to drive an ER doc nuts
- Mary's desk, June 16, 2010
- Addictions
- More time issues
- Logic
- What?
- Take me out to the ball game
- Sunday morning, 5:05 a.m.
- I'll miss you, Lady
- Attention patients!
- Minor difference.
- I think they ablated your cortex
- Attention crooks!
- "Hey! Why doesn't this floor have call lights?"
- Your researchers at work: hockey surprise
- Dear Mrs. Frosting,
- Monday afternoon goes to hell
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25 comments:
Oh no! I may go into Grumpy withdrawal. Should I go to the local ER and get a consult?
Wait, you don't understand, we demand our daily fix of Dr. Grumpy. We are entitled to it even if there is no co-payment.
Now THAT makes me a Dr. Grumpy too.
white knuckles already.
Wait, now I have to do actual work at work? Looking forward to new posts!
I caught the middle of the new reality/documentary show "Boston Med" and the first thing I noticed was that the transplant surgeon was carrying a Diet Coke around. I immediately thought, "Hey, he's copying Dr. Grumpy!"
Wait, you live at your office on the weekends?
Yeah, you have a computer at home, don't you? Post from home! Or...your phone! I update my blog via email that I sent with my phone!
Yeah, so I'm addicted. But hey, I dumped facebook and all my friends there today. I feel like I broke up with someone now. Either that or really free, I'm not sure which.
ha.. this must make u grumpy..
use the blogger app to send your posts!!
Oh noes! Possibility of no history post over the weekend. Scandalous!
This is like caffeine withdrawal.... definite grumpy symptoms here, and a headache.
"Grumpus Interruptus"-love that expression.Doc, we'll all monsupusbe here when ever you come back.
I did not preview, did I?
I did not preview, did I?
?
We're not buying that excuse, you just want a weekend off!
booooo...
I understand! I guess you need new patients...We'll all be in line, at your office, waiting for you to arrive on Monday a.m. Diagnosis? Neurobreakgrumpy.
Grumpus Interruptus = Sad.
Hope you'll have some great tales upon the return of your internet connection!!!
Ain't it amazing that the internet people can say, "We'll come out sometime today." But you can't tell a patient, "Hang around my waiting room and I'll see you sometime between 7am and 7pm. And if you leave the waiting room at any time and are not there when I call your name, you'll have to reschedule for another day."
You could always set up your blog so that you can post from your cell phone. That would keep us from going through Grumpy withdrawal.
Not that you don't deserve a break, because you do. I'm just being selfish. I love reading your blog.
He leaves and that's when he gets the most comments?
a hiatus will do us all of the world of good.
I've tried doing it from the cell phone. Hurts my thumbs, and I hate trying to read that small. I'm getting old.
summertime...., and the livin's easy....
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