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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Mary's Desk, June 30, 2010
- June 30, 1908
- Afternoon patient neologism
- Marital Counseling
- Patient quote of the day
- Dear Mrs. Crest,
- Just Shoot Me
- News that leaves me speechless
- Grumpus Interruptus
- "You're all grounded! No, not you kids."
- Got Cheese?
- Better living through chemistry
- 1/4 cup milk, 1/4 cup butter, cheese sauce mix, Ku...
- Heard in the elevator
- Survey fun
- Tuesday night patient devotion phone message
- I'm an awesome doc!
- MEOW!!!
- Bad drug rep mornings
- Shoes for, um, swimming?
- Saturday night, 10:45 p.m.
- ER Stories
- Sorry, dude, you're not that good
- "Check this out" indeed
- Reptile WIN!
- How to drive an ER doc nuts
- Mary's desk, June 16, 2010
- Addictions
- More time issues
- Logic
- What?
- Take me out to the ball game
- Sunday morning, 5:05 a.m.
- I'll miss you, Lady
- Attention patients!
- Minor difference.
- I think they ablated your cortex
- Attention crooks!
- "Hey! Why doesn't this floor have call lights?"
- Your researchers at work: hockey surprise
- Dear Mrs. Frosting,
- Monday afternoon goes to hell
- Jobs
- Sunday morning, 6:47 a.m.
- Memories...
- Sitcom in my office
- Things that make me grumpy
- Attention patients, drug reps, and planet Earth!
- Wednesday afternoon front desk insanity
- Not helpful
- You can't afford to be sick!
- So you are
- Monday night, 9:27 p.m.
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10 comments:
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Ooh! Nice one. It's a usage that reminds one of the classic--and frighteningly persistent--favorite, "Oldtimer's disease."
Damn it, I've been spelling it wrong all along.
At least your patient knows what a spine is...
I'm stealing this for a Facebook quote.
Well, he probably just meant "skulliosis" :) Minny
your blog is a much needed break.
As long as he doesn't have osteo mellitus along with it! :-)
How do you keep from cracking up in the patient's face? Actually, I don't laugh in the room either, but sometimes I have to work to keep my head from shaking side to side.
Oh, I love this!
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