Doctor Grumpy in the House: You Must Live REALLY Far Away

Friday, December 4, 2009

You Must Live REALLY Far Away

"I only get migraines when there's a full moon. In my neighborhood I think that's around once a week we have one."

6 comments:

The Good Cook said...: I wonder what high tide is like in that neighborhood.; December 4, 2009 at 4:13 PM
The Goglant Man said...: And yet they came all the way to Earth to see you? Either you have a really far-reaching reputation or they have one restrictive HMO.; December 4, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Frank, CPhT said...: In my neighborhood, we have full moons at least 4 times an hour. Having only one per wee, that's just plain absurd!; December 4, 2009 at 6:12 PM
GB, RN said...: Perhaps he was referring to the teenagers dropping trou whenever they pass by this patient's house.; December 4, 2009 at 6:56 PM
Nurse K said...: She must be an ER nurse...

My captcha is "exhater" btw. LOL.; December 4, 2009 at 11:44 PM
Doctor D said...: Astronomy Fail.; December 5, 2009 at 1:48 AM

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