Mr. Carpal: "Are they good docs? I don't want to see a bad one."
My inner voice: "No, you dipshit. They're all dangerously incompetent. WTF would I knowingly refer you to a bad one?"
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
5 comments:
"They were listed as the top three surgeons with the most malpractice lawsuits pending, Mr. Carpal, but they've won all their previous cases so I'm sure they'll do a fine job."
"I don't know what their surgical skills are like, but they're damn good at tree surfing. That counts, right?"
I have to be very careful when reading a bunch of your posts at once. Has anyone ever died from laughing too hard? ;-)
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Because you don't like him?
Because they've read too many doctor blogs and are hoping you'll either look guilty or shocked.
Grumpy, I think they read my blog on "bad doctors" and got nervous. Sorry for making your patients paranoid!
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