(shifting feet, poor eye contact)
Dr. Grumpy: "Why on Earth are you all jumping on the trampoline, in cold weather, NAKED????"
"I told you we'd get in trouble!" "Well, it was your idea!" "Wuz not."
Dr. Grumpy: "ANSWER ME."
(quick glances back and forth)
Um, they all fell off.
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm not stupid."
No, really, we were jumping hard and the bouncing made them...
Dr. Grumpy: "I said I'm not stupid."
We were out on the trampoline and wanted to play dodge ball.
Dr. Grumpy: "So why were you all naked?"
Because we didn't want to go find a ball, so we used our clothes to throw at each other.
Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have any idea how cold it is outside?"
Yeah, um, but not until we were naked. Then it seemed pretty cold.
Dr. Grumpy: "Frank, where are your clothes?"
Because Marie is a bad loser. After she lost, she threw my clothes over the fence.