While rounding, I was paged overhead to come down to ER for a stroke that had just arrived. Guy who can't move his right side.
So I'm sitting here in ER, watching him from the nurses' station, waiting for my turn to go in. Nurses are hooking him up to stuff, techs in there drawing blood, an EMT going over info with another nurse.
In the middle of this all the patient is lying there, calmly texting with his left hand.