Suddenly, my front door flies open. Frank comes out, screaming at the top of his lungs.
Frank: "DAAAAD!!! THE FRONT HALL TOILET BACKED UP ON ME 'CAUSE I USED TOO MUCH PAPER AND NOW THERE'S POOP ON THE FLOOR AND SOME STILL IN THE TOILET AND PAPER EVERYWHERE AND IT SMELLS BAD AND THE TOILET KEEPS RUNNING AND..."
Dr. Grumpy: "Frank, calm down. Why didn't you tell Mom as soon as this happened?"
Frank: "I did. She told me to wait and tell you as soon as you got home."
Mr. Neighbor doubled over laughing. Perhaps for the first time he was glad to have teenagers.