Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Hey! This sausage tastes like... uh, chicken?

More fun at drug rep lunches:


Mr. Pharmastud: "I brought pepperoni and sausage pizzas, I hope you like them. I don't like the other kind myself."

Dr. Grumpy: "What other kind?"

Mr. Pharmastud: "The ones with only veggies. Veterinarian style."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean vegetarian."

Mr. Pharmastud: "Um, yeah".

17 comments:

f8hasit said...

Perhaps Phamastud is sampling his wares?
:-)

webhill said...

HA HA HA. Snort. Last time one of our reps brought pizza in to our hospital, I think he brought two plains, two pepperonis, and two veggies. ALL of it was "veterinarian style" as far as I'm concerned.

Outrider said...

Veterinarian-style: my favorite.

Anonymous said...

The image that springs to mind is the veterinarian telling an owner

"i'm sorry but we couldnt save mr wiffles, but here is a complimentary rabbit pizza"

The Good Cook said...

Amazing. Truly amazing when you realize how much $$ those reps make. Guess English is not a required course.

Wishing for my turn.. said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Is this the same rep that believes your son and daughter are identical twins?

Doris said...

No! no! no!

Veterinarian pizza comes in puppies or kittens.

Sheesh! Where do they GET these people?

>:p

Morris said...

Veterinarian Style - does that come topped with kibbles 'n bits and snausages?

I guess that would be the doggy-style pizza.

Not interested, thanks.

But if you have something in a nice seafood pizza, I could go for that.

p.s Cats rule, dogs drool!

Anonymous said...

Do we have a neurologist style, too? Or, was he talking about veterans?

Grumpy, M.D. said...

"Neurologist style" pizza was withdrawn from the market due to the topping tending to cause Jakob's Disease.

Classof65 said...

I am soooo disillusioned! Pharmaceutical salespeople are the most highly paid -- supposedly they are the cream of the crop and hiring prerequisites are terribly high...

Janna said...

LOL!
Veterinarian, Veteran, Vegetarian, Vermillion, Vermont, Virtuoso, same thing.

Just like generic and geriatric! :)

Daystar said...

How appropriate that a drug rep is pushing meat and eschewing veggies. Was there a side of his company's statin, by any chance?

terri c said...

Yeah, what was this stellar individual selling? I don't think I would trust it. He's probably making twice what I'll ever make as a chaplain.

Anonymous said...

As my daughter, "Rides bike with eyes closed" would say,"Happy Veterinarian's Day!" When she saw my confused look, she followed up with, "Weren't you a veterinarian, Mommy?" To which I replied after snorting my coffee all over the table at Steak & Shake, "Veteran, honey. Veteran."

Just so you know, we also refer to her as "Blonde in another life." ;)

Anonymous said...

Dude. Veterinarian = likes animals = doesn't eat animals = vegetarian. It was a "joke."

I'm pretty sure at least 10% of your "look-how-dumb-they-are" posts are just people intentionally trying to draw a smile out of you.

 
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