Doctor Grumpy in the House: Sunday, 2:10 pm

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Sunday, 2:10 pm

"Hello, I need to leave a message for Dr. Grumpy. I'm a patient of his, and the rainstorms we've had this week have been making my migraines terrible! I want to know what he's going to do about it!"

11 comments:

D said...: Well, what ARE you going to do about it?; September 6, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Grumpy, M.D. said...: I dunno. Her insurance doesn't cover repeated chanting of "rain, rain, go away".; September 6, 2009 at 6:22 PM
little d, S.N. said...: about the rain? if you want a consult, I'd recommend an umbrella, a poncho, or a raincoat!; September 6, 2009 at 6:36 PM
Phathead said...: Tell her to stick her head under a heat lamp to dry out all the rain; September 6, 2009 at 6:52 PM
danielle said...: maybe you can shoo the rain out to CA where we need it oh powerful one??????

oh - better yet (for you, not CA)- you can tell her to move to CA!!!! Especially if she has healthcare insurance!!!!!; September 6, 2009 at 7:49 PM
Fiz said...: Kick her head in for her?; September 6, 2009 at 8:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Would you like to borrow my weather machine? Normally I only use it for evil but senses it is you.; September 6, 2009 at 9:21 PM
auffer said...: Topamax no good for rain migraines?!; September 7, 2009 at 2:23 AM
Grumpy, M.D. said...: Auffer- my point is that the patient, at least from the message, seems to think I can do something about the weather.

I ain't that good.; September 7, 2009 at 11:04 AM
C. said...: Not only can you part the sea, you can also control the weather. That's a good doc.; September 7, 2009 at 2:06 PM
Theresa said...: And on that day, Dr. Grumpy sayeth,"Stop O mighty rain. I commandeth of thee."

Aah ah ah aah, que rainbow.; September 7, 2009 at 2:38 PM

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