Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Gee, Thanks

I was doing a market research phone conference this morning. They always start with some demographic info.

Market Research Guy: "Doctor, are you in solo or group practice?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Solo practice."

Market Research Guy: "Really? That's kind of quaint. I thought all you old guys were dead."


Doris said...

"I AM dead. I just haven't crossed over yet."


Anonymous said...

Zombies need to pay their Visa cards off too...

How old was phone drone, 12?

Did you hang up on him after that?

LD50 Rat

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Nope, I did the survey. Need the work.

Amanda said...



You've got more control than I do.

ERP said...

What do they pay you for that?

ndenunz said...

He's doing it so he can buy a new digital camera to replace the one Marie flushed down the toilet at Cub Scout camp.

Anonymous said...

Suggested reply:
"I thought all of you brain-dead assholes worked at Home Depot."

Vanity Press said...

Tell the market research guy you are the latest to open the Tomb of King Tut and the curse is communicable over the phone.

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