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"Hello, I need to leave a message for Dr. Grumpy. I'm a patient of his, and the rainstorms we've had this week have been making my migraines terrible! I want to know what he's going to do about it!"
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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11 comments:
Well, what ARE you going to do about it?
I dunno. Her insurance doesn't cover repeated chanting of "rain, rain, go away".
about the rain? if you want a consult, I'd recommend an umbrella, a poncho, or a raincoat!
Tell her to stick her head under a heat lamp to dry out all the rain
maybe you can shoo the rain out to CA where we need it oh powerful one??????
oh - better yet (for you, not CA)- you can tell her to move to CA!!!! Especially if she has healthcare insurance!!!!!
Kick her head in for her?
Would you like to borrow my weather machine? Normally I only use it for evil but senses it is you.
Topamax no good for rain migraines?!
Auffer- my point is that the patient, at least from the message, seems to think I can do something about the weather.
I ain't that good.
Not only can you part the sea, you can also control the weather. That's a good doc.
And on that day, Dr. Grumpy sayeth,"Stop O mighty rain. I commandeth of thee."
Aah ah ah aah, que rainbow.
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