"Hello, I need to leave a message for Dr. Grumpy. I'm a patient of his, and the rainstorms we've had this week have been making my migraines terrible! I want to know what he's going to do about it!"
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11 comments:
Well, what ARE you going to do about it?
I dunno. Her insurance doesn't cover repeated chanting of "rain, rain, go away".
about the rain? if you want a consult, I'd recommend an umbrella, a poncho, or a raincoat!
Tell her to stick her head under a heat lamp to dry out all the rain
maybe you can shoo the rain out to CA where we need it oh powerful one??????
oh - better yet (for you, not CA)- you can tell her to move to CA!!!! Especially if she has healthcare insurance!!!!!
Kick her head in for her?
Would you like to borrow my weather machine? Normally I only use it for evil but senses it is you.
Topamax no good for rain migraines?!
Auffer- my point is that the patient, at least from the message, seems to think I can do something about the weather.
I ain't that good.
Not only can you part the sea, you can also control the weather. That's a good doc.
And on that day, Dr. Grumpy sayeth,"Stop O mighty rain. I commandeth of thee."
Aah ah ah aah, que rainbow.
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