So we're sitting up in the bleachers watching a free-for-all volleyball game with about 50 kids on each side hitting these HUGE oversized beach balls back and forth. While this is going on the Principal comes over, and Mrs. Grumpy introduces us.
Then Ms. Principal looks out at the game and says "those are the biggest balls I've ever seen."
I said "Why, thank you."
I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. Possibly longer.