So I gave one to everybody (except Ed), and they scribbled them out and gave them back.
I was double-checking them before faxing to our insurance company. As I glanced over Mary's, I noted some of her answers:
Height: 5'1". Weight: 540 lbs.
Pregnant: Yes, due in March, 2010.
Medications: Lithium, Haldol, Valium, Oxycontin, birth control, Methadone, Heroin
Medical conditions: Bipolar, ADHD, closed head injury, brain damage, breast problems, illegal drugs, alcoholism
I turned around just in time to see her completely lose it and start laughing hysterically.
Between the patients and my staff... I don't have a chance.
25 comments:
I'm glad the staff that surrounds you is as sick and twisted as you are. Can I work for you too?
I HEART Mary!
Any allergies?
I wondered why I didn't get one. WTF!
LOL, so you know the weight of the gals working for you! That's a secret :)
Dr G-
I LOVE MARY!!!
If she gets tired of NEUROLOGY and wants to switch to NEPHROLOGY, she can work for us any time!!!
WB
Good thing she didn't put Lyme Disease. She'd be uninsurable!
By keeping you laughing, she's keeping you healthy.
Lmao. At least you know she's not completely crazy... unless she is?
Poor Ed. He has suicidal tendencies but he can't get the counseling he needs.
you go Mary! sounds like you have a fun staff to work with.
Oh crap, I started reading this right as I was taking a sip of my VERY hot freshly brewed cup of tea. GACK!!
In other news, word verification? "horkers". Hee.
Sorry, Amanda. I'll tell Mary she owes you a new blouse.
Am I the only one that is offended that the insurance company wanted all of this info? I understand cost/risk ratios...but my good
I thought that was why companies had group insurances rates
Thank goodness you read it before faxing it off to the insurance company. Can you imagine what they would have thought!
I am sure she can get insurance. Alls she has to do is move to Canada!
at least no FMS. so everything's OK then.
She is so totally awesome!
I <3 her.
She's mine! Stay away! None of you can have her! I have the most awesome secretary in the world, and am keeping her here! So there!
Strong work Mary.
I still put naloxone down as an allergy prior to surgery to see if anyone pays attention. I get a kick out of screwing with the gas passers.
I am an Ob/gyn and I think I delivered Mary's last baby. Then again, maybe not. After awhile, all those psycho drug addict tend to run together. At least, Mary lost some of her pregnancy weight.
:::APPLAUSE:::
Mary has a sense of humor...Bravo!
I have a feeling she visits my part of Australia from time to time... She has a babydaddy who is well below her league as well.
Too bad she did not include "work-related stress from fixing dr grumpy's mistakes"
LOL LOL LOL More LOL and the good doctor will insist on an appointment!
You have a real gem there, Dr., but one of the posters is right ...if that had gone to the insurance company your whole staff would have been in doo-doo.
Insurance companies have no sense of humor and are like two-year-olds and take EVERYTHING literally!
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