Ms. Bright: "No. My period started yesterday."
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Ms. Bright: "No. My period started yesterday."
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Dr. Grumpy: "Let me fill out an MRI form... Are you claustrophobic?"
Ms. Bright: "No. My period started yesterday."
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Ms. Bright: "No. My period started yesterday."
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Things that make me grumpy
- WTF were they thinking?
- Mary's Desk, January 27, 2010
- Go Away!
- A Little Help Here, Please
- The hits keep coming, folks
- Medication fun
- I'm Living in "Airplane"
- Strange things to find in the playroom, part 2
- Irrefutable logic
- Do you enjoy wasting time?
- Attention Dr. Pissy!
- Dénouement
- Sunday Morning, 4:05 a.m.
- On Call, Again. Live the Adventure
- Things that make me grumpy
- Mary's Desk, January 22, 2010
- Bwahahahahahaha!
- More hairs fall out
- Skool Nerse Time
- Circus is sounding really good now, too
- Mary, I'm running away to join the circus
- Maybe you should try Nicorette?
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- YOU! YES! YOU!
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- But did he dress like a pimp?
- End of the day
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- Mary's Desk, January 14, 2010
- Shining Lights of Education
- Going in circles
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- The hip bone's connected to the...
- Missed the "calling with results" lecture, did we?
- Thanks for clearing that up.
- Scoreboard: Arizona: 51. Green Bay: 45. Patient: 0
- Today's Quiz
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- On Call Follies
- Nice Picture
- Mary's Desk, January 8, 2010
- To bleed is human...
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- Thursday morning, 2:05 a.m.
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- Things that make me grumpy
- That's kind of personal
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- OMG!
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13 comments:
That's fantastic! At least for this month there will be no spawn. Keep up the good work.
Well, I know *I* feel crowded with all 32 weeks' worth of fetus up in here. Maybe she's onto something.
(My word is prolt. That sounds like a Russian drinking toast.)
I just got out of an insane meeting that sucked up most of my day, so, thank you for this.
What did you say next? YIKES!
I'm guessing she's just used to X-rays and CTs and being asked "Could you be knocked up?"
Or she's just a total nitwit. Ya know.
[today's captcha word: pachi. I think I just ate that.]
What, no iPad references yet?
I'm racking my brain and can't think of WTF that lady thought you said, Dr. G. Menstruphobic?
damn. this week's stories are making Americans seem really stupid....
(and, yes, i'm an American...i was privileged enough to receive an education, though.)
Good grief! What did she think you asked and what did you say???
I asked her what the best times of day were for her to have the study done.
In my experience, it's best just to move on.
Any chance she was just trying to change the subject?
hehehehehe
Maybe her hearing is going. . . just an idea.
Wow, maybe she shouldn't have the MRI what with all those loose screws rattling around in her head...!
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