many years ago, my wife got a jury questionnaire. she was in the process of painting her fingernails so I read her the questions and wrote down her answers. then we got to the last question... 'did you require assistance in completing this form? if yes, please explain'. she never got called.
I love it! When I lived in Switzerland there were parking spots for the handicapped that were twice as large as the regulation ones. They were metered and cost exactly twice as much as the regulation spaces. It's only logical. You take up the extra space, you pay more! Presuming you can even reach the meter.
Currently, I am inebriated; at present sloshing in the nog, and am trying to find my way back through to the English fog, but I know enough not to give you my nighttime phone number, because I might not be inebriated by then, and there is a chance though partly cloudy that I may be able to comprehend the language of Shakespeare.
Reminds me of the announcement once saw on the bulletin board at a retirement community -- typed in regular-sized font, not even bold -- announcing the first meeting of a support group for residents with low vision.
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I like the word "currently." It's so optimistic.
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many years ago, my wife got a jury questionnaire. she was in the process of painting her fingernails so I read her the questions and wrote down her answers. then we got to the last question... 'did you require assistance in completing this form? if yes, please explain'. she never got called.
I love it! When I lived in Switzerland there were parking spots for the handicapped that were twice as large as the regulation ones. They were metered and cost exactly twice as much as the regulation spaces. It's only logical. You take up the extra space, you pay more! Presuming you can even reach the meter.
Currently, I am inebriated; at present sloshing in the nog, and am trying to find my way back through to the English fog, but I know enough not to give you my nighttime phone number, because I might not be inebriated by then, and there is a chance though partly cloudy that I may be able to comprehend the language of Shakespeare.
Reminds me of the announcement once saw on the bulletin board at a retirement community -- typed in regular-sized font, not even bold -- announcing the first meeting of a support group for residents with low vision.
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