Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Mary's desk, January 19, 2015

Mary: "Dr Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Mr. Ecgonine: "I need to get checked out by the doctor right away!"

Mary: "Okay, we have an opening Thursday at..."

Mr. Ecgonine: "No! This is an emergency! I was snorting cocaine this morning, and my eyes started twitching. It must have made me catch cerebral palsy or Down Syndrome or something like that, and I need to get screened for all of those things."

Mary: "Well, I..."

Mr. Ecgonine: "Not only that, but I think I have some sort of cancer. Like lung cancer, or leukemia, or brain cancer, that kind of stuff, and I need to get screened for all of those, too."

Mary: "Okay, but..."

Mr. Ecgonine: "Hey! My dog just peed in the kitchen!"

The line went dead.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fastest cure ever.

Anonymous said...

Bet he doesn't have a dog.

Elli said...

Squirrel!

Anonymous said...

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

Packer said...

Report that asshole to PETA of ASPCA and a number of problems will be solved post haste.

bunkywise said...

Darn it, now I have to Google "Ecogonine". Like I didn't have enough to do!

MDaisy said...

The yellow river must have shorted the connection.

Anonymous said...

Benzoyl! How have you been? I was wondering where he was.

 
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