Mr. Ecgonine: "I need to get checked out by the doctor right away!"
Mary: "Okay, we have an opening Thursday at..."
Mr. Ecgonine: "No! This is an emergency! I was snorting cocaine this morning, and my eyes started twitching. It must have made me catch cerebral palsy or Down Syndrome or something like that, and I need to get screened for all of those things."
Mary: "Well, I..."
Mr. Ecgonine: "Not only that, but I think I have some sort of cancer. Like lung cancer, or leukemia, or brain cancer, that kind of stuff, and I need to get screened for all of those, too."
Mary: "Okay, but..."
Mr. Ecgonine: "Hey! My dog just peed in the kitchen!"
The line went dead.
8 comments:
Fastest cure ever.
Bet he doesn't have a dog.
Squirrel!
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Report that asshole to PETA of ASPCA and a number of problems will be solved post haste.
Darn it, now I have to Google "Ecogonine". Like I didn't have enough to do!
The yellow river must have shorted the connection.
Benzoyl! How have you been? I was wondering where he was.
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