Dr. Grumpy: "What happened with..."
Mrs. Newage: "One of my friends recommended Char L'tan. But she's booked out for the next 3 months."
Dr. Grumpy: "I had no idea."
Mrs. Newage: "Yeah, the girl there said they didn't realize how busy it would be this year."
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people...actually...go...to...psychics... for real??? They actually think someone can see into the future??? I always thought that going to a psychic was something people did when they had too much money and needed a stupid way to spend it.
"Usually she hires part-time help to deal with the seasonal rush, but right now she's having a cash flow problem because she bet everything on the Packers and the Colts."
"Between 'American Sniper' and 'Selma,' there's an unusual amount of interest in the Oscars this year."
"Apparently, the spirits told her she'd be getting a lot of customers right about now, but for some reason she heard 'costumers' and, instead of gearing up for the rush, she figured out what was going to be this upcoming Halloween's popular thing for kids to dress as. Deadpool, in case you're curious."
"I'm also not happy with my current sidekick. Her witty running commentary on my actions is usually okay, but she's seriously lacking in the obsequiousness department."
That's the problem with HMOs.
"The ironic thing is that I was just in the middle of texting my psychic to make an appointment when the car accident happened."
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Well, can you blame people for wanting to know what's going to happen with Bates and Lady Crawley now that Anna's in prison for poisoning Lord Grantham?
Why do the psychics NEVER give me the winning lottery numbers?!? Jerks.
You misspelled "psycho".
Anon at 11:21 am, you owe me a new keyboard. I just spat diet Coke all over mine! ROFLMAO
I remember an interview some newspaper did with an undercover policewoman in the NYPD vice squad, whose job was to bust these frauds.
She said something like "In the course of my duties I've visited hundreds of these `psychics'. They've told me many wonderful things about myself, but so far not one of them has said, `You're an undercover vice cop, and you're here to arrest me.' "
Careful, Anon January 27, 2015 at 10:21 AM. Packer Fans actually read this blog.
Time to get a new crystal ball so you can better see the future :-)
Anon, January 27, 2015 at 7:21 AM.
Don't forget Nancy Reagan calling on hers for big decisions. I suspect that Ronald got in on some of that, too.
Char L'Tan??? OMG I almost just died.
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