Friday, October 3, 2014

Thursday afternoon whatever

Mrs. Dermtag: "There's a weird piece of skin on the back of my neck, so I'm having an autopsy tomorrow."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean biopsy."

Mrs. Dermtag: "Whatever."

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Talk about the ultimate medical error. Does this say she is scheduled for a skin biopsy or an autopsy?

Packer said...

Good to know because there is a Zombie Walk at Asbury Park NJ tomorrow. Send him over.

Packer said...

Forgot to mention it is a World Record Zombie Walk

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCYQqQIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nj.com%2Fmonmouth%2Findex.ssf%2F2014%2F10%2Fworld-record_holding_nj_zombie_walk_returns_to_asbury_park_this_weekend.html&ei=ErkuVIe4GabGsQT5-4KIBA&usg=AFQjCNF2mtYPgt8Z14KU9lnDLq5X_Tqg9g&sig2=ULs4bkrWRJgjWjM3I__QdQ

Anonymous said...

Isn't Autopsy a ride at Disneyland?

Stacey Gordon said...

Necropsy?

Shellye said...

*LOL* She's clearly a zombie. Did you check her vitals?

a.generic doc said...

If she's going for the autopsy, tell Mary not to bother to book a return visit.

Anonymous said...

"I figure, why wait till I'm dead? Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn went to their own funeral when they were alive."

Jenny McCarthy said...

See? When you're vaccinated, you get autopsy...Oh, wait, autopsy and autism aren't the same thing? Because I'm pretty sure they are...Really? So which one is which? I'm so confused!

Anonymous said...

"My insurance plan doesn't cover dermatologists, but it does cover coroners."

Anonymous said...

Autopsy is a human doing a necropsy on their own species

KeepSmiling said...

Autopsy, Biopsy, Endoscopy, Philosophy... It's all the same thing right?

=P

Ivan Ilyich said...

Shouldn't it have been a neckropsy?

RehabRN said...

Another addition to that section of the book called, "patients say the darnedest things".

Makes you wonder how oriented (at least to a dictionary) she is.

Anonymous said...

There seem to be lot of confused people out there. An "Autopsy" is what happens when a car gets flipped onto its roof.

Hattie said...

That reminds me of my friend who said he had acid reflex disease.

Anonymous said...

Did you get her put on suicide watch?

 
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