Mary: "Dr. Tanned is on the phone, says he needs to talk to you."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay. Sorry, Mrs. Patient, let me take this call..." (picks up phone) "This is Ibee Grumpy."
Dr. Tanned: "Hi, Ibee. Sorry to interrupt you, but I just wanted you to know my wife works in home mortgages, and would like your business. Have you considered refinancing? She can get you a great APR."
Dr. Grumpy: "Are you kidding me?"
Dr. Tanned: "Not at all. She's saved a lot of people money on their house payments, and..."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm with a patient. I have to go."
Dr. Tanned: "I'll fax you..."
I hung up.