Friday, October 10, 2014

Quote of the day

"I'm allergic to all organisms that grow out of the ground."

13 comments:

Candida Gomez said...

...So do they survive on a diet of meat and vitamins?

Last time I heard a similar comment, it turned out they meant things growing directly from the ground. For some reason, apples and peaches growing from trees didn't count.

Anonymous said...

oh my god. me too!

Anonymous said...

Thank God for hydroponics.

MSGMD said...

Let me guess...not much of a fan of the organic movement?

Packer said...

And for that reason I left farming

Officer Cynical said...

You mean like zombies?

Anonymous said...

The patient should try a steady diet of White Castle. I'm sure nothing in that is remotely real.

The Condign Gentleman said...

"By the way, does this medical building have a rooftop entrance so I can lower a rope ladder directly from the hot-air balloon I live in? Just now, I had to walk past a bunch of grass and bushes and trees to go in through the front door, and it almost killed me."

Anonymous said...

"For they draw their power from Urgoth, Lord of the Underworld, who will one day rise again and plunge the earth into darkness."

Shellye said...

They must be allergic to everything, including human beings. In Genesis, it says God created the first man from the dust of the earth. If we are indeed created from the soil, the fact that your patient could even interact with you, much less sit among the other human beings in the lobby, is a complete miracle!

It's nice that someone is allergic to stranger things than I am!

Stuart said...

But I know what's going on.

Hattie said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"For they draw their power from Urgoth, Lord of the Underworld, who will one day rise again and plunge the earth into darkness."
Can't top that!!!

RageDino said...

You gotta wonder where people learn these things? It's got to be their parents, right?

 
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