Mary: "Dr. Schnozz is on the phone, says he needs to talk to you ASAP."
Dr. Grumpy: "Excuse me..." grabs phone "This is Dr. Grumpy."
Dr. Schnozz: "Hi, we have a mutual patient, Mr. Platelet, and he was here with his wife a short while ago for his sinuses. Anyway, I'm concerned he needs you to work him in urgently."
Dr. Grumpy: "What's up? I mean, he was just here this morning at 9:00."
Dr. Schnozz: "Really? They didn't mention that. Anyway, he's weak on his left side, and I'm worried he had a stroke."
Dr. Grumpy: "He DID have a stroke. I had him in the hospital last week for it, and I saw him today in follow-up. He's weak on the left, and I ordered physical therapy."
Dr. Schnozz: "They didn't tell me that either. Never mind."