Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Ibee Grumpy. You guys shipped me a huge box of magazines for my lobby."
Miss Print: "Let me see. Yes, you're on our list to receive 50 copies a month."
Dr. Grumpy: "I didn't order them, and I don't want them. Please take me off the list."
Miss Print: "Have you looked through our magazine?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Yes. It's 90% paid advertising, extolling the virtues of Wirth-Liss Pharmaceuticals overpriced medications."
Miss Print: "Well, Wirth-Liss Pharmaceuticals is paying for every neurologist to receive 50 free copies to share with your patients. Education is important. You can place them in your lobby."
Dr. Grumpy: "I don't want them in my lobby. I put them in the recycling. And I don't want to get anymore."
Miss Print: "You're depriving your patients of an opportunity to learn about their treatment options."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm not going to argue with you. Either cancel my subscription, or let me talk to your supervisor."
Miss Print: "I'll cancel it. But you're really doing a disservice to your patients. They deserve better."