Friday, July 26, 2013
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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July
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- Pictures from the road
- Heading out
- Traffic jam
- I feel incontinent. Let's go for a drive!
- Fool me once...
- We're talking A.D., right?
- Patient quote of the day
- Meow
- Random weekend pictures
- Great patient quotes
- He's dead, Jim
- Department of the Obvious
- Tuesday afternoon
- IT'S A MIRACLE! HALLELUJAH!
- Thank you for this interesting consult
- Broadcast journalism
- Patient quote of the day
- Fun with Mary
- Mrs. Grumpy agrees
- Pulp
- Phonetics
- Great copywriting moments
- Footprint?
- Thank you for sharing
- Fiat lux
- Um, okay, you can call it that
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6 comments:
Muscle weakness, blurred vision, double vision, droopy eyelids, dysarthria...sounds like my weekend night out with the boys.
And, as the British would say, you really shouldn't drive when you're pissed.
Aw, c'mon Grumpy, what fun are you?
Everyone drives when they have double vision (in cartoons).
Yes, you have to have a liberal dose of common sense too, which probably didn't come in this package (available for additional cost).
Please stick some of that in my face.
I'd rather have wrinkles, thanks. Then again, I never found the idea of being injected full of botulism appealing. Call me weird.
Barb
I notice they don't tell you to STOP taking the medication!!
How did the lawyers let that one slip???
What's really fun is to get a bunch of your friends together, get Botox injections, and then play a game where whoever can't pronounce the word "dysarthria" has to do a shot of tequila. Then, when you're good and wasted, you all go skydiving.
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