First, we have this pen. Doesn't say if it needs batteries.
Next, in the same theme, we have this picture. Taken in Philadelphia ("The City of Brotherly Love") this was found drawn on somebody's car hood following yesterday's blizzard.
For those of you who can't handle Diet Coke, tea, or coffee to perk up, you can now shower with caffeinated soap.*
*I should note that its efficacy is likely dubious. Transdermal absorption of caffeine generally requires it being held in place for several hours, and even then you'll only get a small amount.
Here's this place, which bans cardiovascular systems, or cardiologists, or something.
|Sheesh. So much for coming here for Valentine's Day.|
And last, I think we could all use a lesson from Bert: There are some neighborhoods that are best avoided.
|"That's the last time I go pigeon watching after dark in south Sesame."|