|"I shwear, offisher, I'm a skilled artisan."|
Sunday, February 3, 2013
First we have one of many (and you guys send in a lot of similar stuff, so I guess it's everywhere) containers of edible weeds, which were grown from dirt using sunlight, water, and photosynthesis, only to have some clown claim it to be artisanal:
Next, apparently any idiot driving a car is, at least to Geico insurance, a "skilled artisan."
What do you with stale bread? These days you label it as "artisanal stuffing" and toss it in the discount bin:
Likewise, when those artisanal diet foods don't sell like hotcakes, you mark them down and hope some sucker takes them home.
Now even TV listings are artisanal, I guess
Apparently WAY too many people are answering "strongly agree" on surveys like this, or we wouldn't have to deal with this crap:
And, lastly, it's good to see at least some of these products are going bye bye.
Remember, if you can't get enough of this stuff, you can visit my hand-crafted Artisanal Overload page, showing my thus-far complete archives of it.
Posted by Grumpy, M.D. at 4:00 AM