Doctor Grumpy in the House: Wanted: Students with partial amputations

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Wanted: Students with partial amputations

Somehow I think this could have been worded better:

Thank you, Maridyth!

6 comments:

Li'l Azathoth said...: Haven't you ever heard of the "freshman fifteen?"; June 24, 2012 at 2:35 PM
Alex Dreamz said...: Can I choose which 15% they take off? This could be the beginning of a new weight-loss fad!!; June 24, 2012 at 9:30 PM
Moose said...: 15% is a bit much for my first thought (circumcision), but who knows what the students are like around there...; June 24, 2012 at 10:58 PM
Miles said...: I guess they charge an arm OR a leg.; June 24, 2012 at 11:15 PM
happy internist said...: what about the fact that the 'special' is the same price as the regular price...; June 25, 2012 at 11:06 AM
Andie said...: There has got to be a Regal Nails in every single town.; July 1, 2012 at 2:14 PM

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