Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Turn in your man card, dude

Sheesh, wouldn't it be better to just lie?

13 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

Crashes naked through a glass door, and cuts his arms, legs and a finger. I call that a positive outcome.

Anonymous said...

I'd have said that it was the ghost of Genghis Khan. Better a psych evaluation than admitting that.

Lisa said...

Another time traveler?

Suz said...

Linking again - I am SO stealing this!

Kim Kasch said...

What's so strange about that? Yeah, I hate spiders too ;)only I'd probably scare the poor spider if I slept in the buff

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

Those must have been some SERIOUS beer goggles the night before.

A.Resistenza said...

*snork* *snicker* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This made my morning. :-) In a truly fantastic way! Thanks!

Anonymous said...

...did Ronald Weasly just move across the pond???

Packer said...

If had lied, you would have said, What a tangled web....

Jenna said...

Reminds me of a 'tales from the ER', where a man faked unconsciousness to get out of an arguement with his girlfriend.

Moose said...

I generally don't mind spiders but some of the spiders up here in Michigatucky are very long legged and hairy as hell. The first time one put it's legs over the top of my laptop (as I was lying face down, typing away), I actually LEVITATED straight up as I screamed in panic.

I can barely walk, but, hey, if the right spider comes by, I can FLY!!

Anonymous said...

that's right Packer... "the tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive." Probably would have gotten him in trouble too. And he still would have been grumpied.

He doesn't lose his man card in this instance, I'm right there with Moose. I too can barely walk, but would also be flying if a hairy, icky, yuck spider sat down on my tuffet, or crept atop my laptop. Creepy.

PA Honeybee said...

Being the brave wife/mother/former farm girl in the house, I have been designated the bug person. When there's a bug/spider, the family comes to me for aid so I can get it! I also have been known to take on unfamiliar dogs charging our direction while the hubby jumps on top of the car (in one situation). Just call me the Brave Honeybee

 
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