|Just makes you want to yell "Sign me up!" huh?|
Next is this fine beverage. Because what could be more enticing than a beer whose name translates to "Sudden Death"?
|"Preferred 2-to-1 over Kool-Aid."|
My reader Leigh recently got her water bill, and was horrified to find her city is spending tax dollars on a talking toilet mascot named "Leaky Loo McFlapper." They're claiming he's "world famous" (hell, I can't even find a FaceBook page for him) though at least he's not artisanal.
|"Someday I hope to work up to McD's, when Grimace retires."|
And, lastly, there's this technological breakthrough. Because what good is a $300 phone if you can't use it to open a beer?
|Opening a beer? There's an app for that.|