Wednesday, June 6, 2012

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Ms. Fifa: "I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy right away! When I exercise I get these horrible headaches! They just started last week, and I can't do anything!"

Mary: "Okay, we can see you Thursday afternoon..."

Ms. Fifa: "Oh, I can't come in then. That's when I play soccer."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think we might be heading in the right direction.............

Jennifer Gilbert Settle said...

Cut her leg off. A) she won't be able to play soccer anymore, so no more headaches. & B) she won't be worried about the headaches anymore, because her leg will hurt.

23 Skidoo said...

Did you hear the one about the lady that confused her birth control pills with her valium? She had 12 kids but didn't give a SH*T.


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Anonymous said...

@ 23 skidoo

She clearly needs an exlax....so she will give a sh!t

terri c said...

I think the headaches are the least of her problems...

 
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