Mr. Ivac: "Yeah, I need the phone number for the infusion center."
Annie: "We don't have an infusion center at our office."
Mr. Ivac: "I KNOW THAT! I'm talking about the infusion center by Farfaraway Hospital. I need to check on my appointment."
Annie: "Did we refer you there?"
Mr. Ivac: "Hell no! I'm not even your patient! I see Dr. Darth."
Annie: "So why are you calling our office?"
Mr. Ivac: "Because I need the phone number for the infusion suite! Can't you look it up for me?"
Annie: "Okay, but..."
Mr. Ivac: "You people are wasting my time. I'm glad you're not my neurologist." (click)