Thursday, April 5, 2012

Bad idea #1

There are worse things than driving drunk. Butt not many.

Thank you, Webhill!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"he rear-ended another driver ..."


I'll bet he did

Laura said...

OMG! BA of .4.. I thought that was a level at which you'd be dead.. just looked it up.. random website says that "coma is likely" at that level...

Grumpy, M.D. said...

Well, then it's a good idea he had the butt plug to keep him awake.

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

"I'm a plug-in hybrid that runs on ethanol."

Lisa said...

Well thank you. That was grotesque.

Losarahmcd said...

"Also not specified was the make and model of the plug and an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom."

??? How do they THINK it "ended up" in his bottom?

Mockingbird said...

I guessed it was in Florida before the confirming "Hobe Sound".
It not all beer and skittles here like the relatives and friends might tell you.
We are the drunkest state in the onion, an' fluthermore That Martian Counny Deputy prolly coulda blowed a .50 BAC.
That buttplug thing is just plain weird, and disgusting.

Officer Cynical said...

From my perspective:

Most "normal" folks are hammered at about .12.

Most of the DUIs that are driving crazy and crashing into stuff are in the .15 to .20 range.

We have to get arrestees medically cleared at the ER if they're over .30 or the jail won't take them.

The hard-core drinkers are easily walking and talking at .25 to .30.

I've had DUIs as high as .44. He was driving down the median, knocking over traffic signs.

I've dealt with super-hard-cores as high as .55, and I've heard of considerably higher.

As with many things in life, experience is everything.

Anonymous said...

I'm at a loss to understand how using a butt plug is somehow worse than driving drunk.

Seriously?

If you're trying to say that soiling the cop car and otherwise making it an unpleasant experience for the police made a bad situation even worse, sure. But the focus of the article and many of the comments here is on the sex toy, which strikes me as juvenile.

In 2009, over 10,000 people in the US were killed by drunk drivers. How many people were killed with a sex toy?

Packer said...

Ok, so now I find myself googling
How many people were killed by a sex toy ?

@anon 8:47---relax , this blog frequently tries to find the humor in the foibles of humanity. It is not belittling the tragedy of drunk driving death.

Packer said...

Not counting David Carradine , it looks like about 40

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 8:47 - I've done both. The butt plug was worse.

Anonymous said...

I love how they're all irritated that there weren't more specifics about the butt plug available! I'm guessing the cop fishing it out of his car wasn't about to whip out a measuring tape and gather some specs! lol

 
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