spelling and word selection can go out the window (or down the chute, since we on topic of livestock associated patterns) when migraine approaches or arrives....
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http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/woman-family-blames-two-gallon-a-day-coca-cola-habit-death-article-1.1064978?localLinksEnabled=false
OT, but watch out Dr.Grumpy!
Probably a T-Bone. It's got a nice handle and a pointed end.
Is this how Lady Gaga felt in her meat dress?
Is the patient a groan man?
could be a tofu steak.
I had a patient write that she wanted to be seen because her risks hurt.
Maybe she needs to see a butcher instead?
Do the less-severe headaches feel like a minute steak?
Who is Ed?
Ed is the office fish. See the "Cast of characters" in the right sidebar.
Hope it was rare
I get icepick migraines. Sometimes it feels like someone is shoving the whole cow through my head.
p.s. since when is Ed wearing diapers?
p.p.s. Yes, I do know what you really meant.
Off topic, but, oh so interesting! I guess I better find something else to watch!
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/xxx-cited-ladies-blind-article-1.1064649
You only have one fish? Ed must be so lonely...
Love it. Sounds like he has migraines like mine. :(
You do have to pound awfully hard to get a steak through there.
Moose, not a cow. A moose with sharpened horns would be the more apt description of my migraines! (pun intended)
I drink a lot of spirits based on home-grown barley. Does that explain my grains?
Migraines the meat and potatos of the practice of Neurology.
spelling and word selection can go out the window (or down the chute, since we on topic of livestock associated patterns) when migraine approaches or arrives....
Maybe he meant the Stake that holds up the Beefstake tomato plants??
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