Monday, April 30, 2012

Predictive humor

I was giving post-call checkout to Dr. Brain last night. The list was REALLY LONG.

Dr. Grumpy: "And that's it. Sorry about the list, it was insanely busy."

Dr. Brain: "Okay. Not your fault, but holy crap this is a lot of patients" (chuckles) "oh well, maybe some will die overnight."


3 of them did!

13 comments:

BizzyMomma said...

Ahhh, the ol' Celestial Discharge!

Julie said...

oops

Anonymous said...

Tranfer to Eternal Care Unit.

Anonymous said...

Do NOT piss off Dr. Brain.

Whelk Lad! said...

What was the over-under?

Anonymous said...

I
don't want to be one of Dr. B's pts.

annie.dvm said...

transfer to Jesus

Anonymous said...

Transfer to the eigth floor (of the 7 floor hospital).

Anonymous said...

looks like Dr. Brain has horrible power.

Old MD Girl said...

What anon at 8:29 said.

pharmacy chick said...

remind me not to be dr Brain's patient...I'd like to be around for awhile.

History Doc said...

But it probably wasn't the problem cases that checked out.

Anonymous said...

10 points for compassion. Hope some die so I'm not inconvenienced! LOL.

 
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