Larry looks like a character from Dr. Seuss. His eyes point in completely different directions, his hair is a LONG ponytail that goes past his rear end, he keeps the ponytail tied up at different levels with multi-colored scrunchies, he has this massive unkempt beard, and he always wears these 1970's era tie-dye scrubs.
So yesterday I'm sitting in my office with a patient when Larry suddenly shows up in the doorway (his shirt triggering a migraine in my patient)
Larry: "Hey, sorry to bother you, Dr. Grumpy, but can I borrow your cast saw?"
Dr. Grumpy: "My what?"
Larry: "You know, cast saw. What you use to cut off casts. Mine just broke."
Dr. Grumpy: "I'm a neurologist. I don't have a cast saw."
Larry: "REALLY? I thought every doctor did. Do you think I can borrow Dr. Pissy's?"
Dr. Grumpy: "He doesn't have one either."
Larry: "Well, what am I supposed to tell Dr. Ortho?"