tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post3317628256312210045..comments2024-03-18T09:00:31.992-04:00Comments on Doctor Grumpy in the House: BonesGrumpy, M.D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-75008588045203481332012-03-28T13:44:37.641-04:002012-03-28T13:44:37.641-04:00Well then I must say it's quite ironic,
That I...Well then I must say it's quite ironic,<br />That I'm compelled to mention "discouse"[sic],<br />I'm sure that can't be what you meant to say,<br />So enjoy your GD poem, and have a nice day.Principessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17856249576553639455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84301839708337458382012-03-27T20:49:15.612-04:002012-03-27T20:49:15.612-04:00Send him to the nearest pathology technician, with...Send him to the nearest pathology technician, with a request to borrow the Stryker saw.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-13191422853033117592012-03-27T13:55:08.193-04:002012-03-27T13:55:08.193-04:00send larry and mo, I mean DR O,
down the street t...send larry and mo, I mean DR O, <br />down the street to Dear Dr Susan- who avoided the thyroid noozin' -<br />to boldly <br />request a saw, <br />as revenge is always best savored coldly. <br /><br />(with appologies to Moose, <br />and Dr Zeus(sic)- for stanza impact)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-20325182574450417072012-03-26T11:52:29.774-04:002012-03-26T11:52:29.774-04:00New internet rule: commenting on someone's gra...New internet rule: commenting on someone's grammar/spelling can only be done in the form of a witty poem.<br /><br />I'm expecting the discouse to improve 10-fold.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28627740781133292372012-03-26T11:37:18.614-04:002012-03-26T11:37:18.614-04:00Reminds me of a recent story.
Med Student: "...Reminds me of a recent story.<br /><br />Med Student: "Hey, can I borrow your reflex hammer?"<br />Me (ER nurse): "I don't have one."<br />Med Student: "Really? Why not?"<br />Me: "Because I'm not working on a neuro or OB floor?"<br /><br />Med Student: <br /><br />Me: "Let me show you how to check reflexes with the diaphragm of a stethoscope."outrunningzombieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00146347359965525190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-186434647300004552012-03-25T19:42:56.859-04:002012-03-25T19:42:56.859-04:00Moose! I vote for youse!Moose! I vote for youse!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-30951275289662725592012-03-25T09:23:53.735-04:002012-03-25T09:23:53.735-04:00moose wins the internetsmoose wins the internetsJuliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-84882706945360898852012-03-24T09:07:41.377-04:002012-03-24T09:07:41.377-04:00Back before the days of privacy laws my title exam...Back before the days of privacy laws my title examiner wife often came across death certificates that would describe the cause of death. She told this true story. Seems woodworker guy decided it was time to remove the cast on his arm. With his table saw. Upon seeing the resulting blood he fainted, falling onto the saw and causing his inevitable demise. You can't make up this shit.If I tell you I have to kill youhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11064112922189388862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-28267703028856010642012-03-23T23:53:47.544-04:002012-03-23T23:53:47.544-04:00Scrunchies.Scrunchies.Grumpy, M.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/09858110332436246760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-86031573444830095642012-03-23T23:52:09.490-04:002012-03-23T23:52:09.490-04:00Do you mean hair ties/elastics or scrunchies, beca...Do you mean hair ties/elastics or scrunchies, because that's an appreciably different visual for me.Ajaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15272210468592329126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-6104704726481825732012-03-23T23:33:52.040-04:002012-03-23T23:33:52.040-04:00Moose that was wonderful!!Moose that was wonderful!!nicenursehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174074838848587002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-83541964804168705862012-03-23T21:26:25.929-04:002012-03-23T21:26:25.929-04:00Grumpy:
He needs a Dremel big time...solves all p...Grumpy:<br /><br />He needs a Dremel big time...solves all problems--sawing, grinding, polishing.<br /><br />Might take a while on the cast, but you never know.RehabRNhttp://rehabrn.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-35276205723861139112012-03-23T20:31:59.017-04:002012-03-23T20:31:59.017-04:00Moose, I could just hug you. That was awesome!Moose, I could just hug you. That was awesome!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-77552389116291339182012-03-23T20:31:45.160-04:002012-03-23T20:31:45.160-04:00Wow. sounds like Tech guy is fresh from Berkeley,...Wow. sounds like Tech guy is fresh from Berkeley, Seattle, Eugene,Oregon - take your pick. Probably holding seances every night to bring back Jerry Garcia.<br /><br />Loved it Moose! Very witty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-15593037068159656212012-03-23T19:27:14.179-04:002012-03-23T19:27:14.179-04:00I think we need an iphone pic of Larry....just say...I think we need an iphone pic of Larry....just sayin'. :)Albinoblackbearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15222730484450544498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-41886156989673146452012-03-23T14:52:11.299-04:002012-03-23T14:52:11.299-04:00Joke-
How do you hide a $100 bill from a radiologi...Joke-<br />How do you hide a $100 bill from a radiologist?<br /><br />Put it on the patient.<br /><br />How do you hide a $100 bill from an orthopedic surgeon?<br /><br />Put it in the patient's chart!<br /><br />How do you hide a $100 bill from a cardiologist?<br /><br />You can't.<br /><br />www.southgeek.blogspot.comstaceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39806112836708729142012-03-23T14:51:23.789-04:002012-03-23T14:51:23.789-04:00Joke-
How do you hide a $100 bill from a radiologi...Joke-<br />How do you hide a $100 bill from a radiologist?<br /><br />Put it on the patient.<br /><br />How do you hide a $100 bill from an orthopedic surgeon?<br /><br />Put it in the patient's chart!<br /><br />How do you hide a $100 bill from a cardiologist?<br /><br />You can't.staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08872800621811343464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-39500239110040149252012-03-23T14:45:27.724-04:002012-03-23T14:45:27.724-04:00The funny thing is that oscillating blade saws hav...The funny thing is that oscillating blade saws have become rather mainstream as power tools, and can be found at hardware stores, complete with the circular blades that cast saws use. A name brand saw like a rockwell sonicrafter will set you back a couple of hundred dollars, but I have a store brand knock off that cost me about thirty. It probably won't last as long as an expensive one, but it's lasted half a year of occasional use. For a single day of cutting off casts, just send him out to the hardware store and buy a cheap one.ER Mursenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72550781168152460512012-03-23T14:36:34.987-04:002012-03-23T14:36:34.987-04:00Wow Moose-that was great!!!Wow Moose-that was great!!!brentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-70596044016096690112012-03-23T13:31:35.225-04:002012-03-23T13:31:35.225-04:00Awesome, Moose!!!Awesome, Moose!!!bobbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14353836074794786357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-25440159712349672442012-03-23T12:30:29.272-04:002012-03-23T12:30:29.272-04:00if you see a urologist coming toward you with a ca...if you see a urologist coming toward you with a cast saw, get off the table and run.happy internisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05950939814034109000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-1906282700582264102012-03-23T10:45:00.674-04:002012-03-23T10:45:00.674-04:00That was greatThat was greatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-73017071032054658952012-03-23T09:59:40.709-04:002012-03-23T09:59:40.709-04:00OH, the people you'll meet when your cast must...OH, the people you'll meet when your cast must come off<br /> From the shiny new doctor to the tech toss off<br />But sometimes your visit may go so awry<br /> When the bone saw breaks down with a heart wrenching cry<br />The tech guy will seek for a new saw to use<br /> While you sit kerfluffled and waiting for news<br />Dear Grumpy! Dear Pissy! the tech guy will beg<br /> Please lend me your saw so I can free this poor leg!<br />But alas there's no saw nearby to be found<br /> The tech guy will worry! He'll panic, by zound!<br />And so now your cast will stay on one more day<br /> Which lends me the time to remind and say<br />I've told you before, you grammarless Grumpy<br /> Remove the [and someone] - it's Pissy and ME<br />A father and doctor excel at you may<br /> But that basic grammar just keeps you at bayMoosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10397412122635951126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-85914870631713672642012-03-23T09:27:08.978-04:002012-03-23T09:27:08.978-04:00Haven't they ever heard of Home Depot ? Good ...Haven't they ever heard of Home Depot ? Good grief, get the one with the auto chain oiler and 16 inch bar. I should have gone into medicine.Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10790343423937405624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5883634615775822475.post-72821425708175433122012-03-23T09:19:22.327-04:002012-03-23T09:19:22.327-04:00Let him borrow your reflex hammer to whack the cas...Let him borrow your reflex hammer to whack the cast off.CrownedwithVictoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15139186237180334168noreply@blogger.com