First up, from the land down under, (proving the insanity isn't confined to one hemisphere or continent) we have this company:
I can only assume that artisanal air is composed from handcrafted Australian atoms of hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen, rather than, say, made 13.7 billion years ago during the big bang.
Next is this, which came up as the error message when the page crashed. So the IT guys are now officially artisans.
Now we have this picture from Las Vegas, advertising a local strip bar.
I suppose in some way the strippers are artisanal, as their chests were handcrafted by some of the finest plastic surgeons in Tijuana.
By the way, your cab driver is asleep.
And lastly, we have this, from CakeWrecks. While not claimed as artisanal, it deserves to be shown. Because, as a neurologist, some things just call for a nice piece of cake.
And that isn't one of them.