In Oklahoma, however, an elected representative of the people (state Senator Ralph Shortey) has decided that eating human fetuses is a SERIOUS problem in America. If not now, it still could become one by, say, 2022.
So we need to act now to keep this from happening. Because, with all the other issues facing our society, people eating fetuses is apparently one of the bigger ones. At least to Mr. Shortey.
So he has, I SWEAR, introduced a bill to ban the practice of using human fetuses in food products.
Comically, he even admits that he's unaware of anyone actually doing this, but decided the law is needed because he researched the subject on the internet.
And we all know how accurate that is.
Thank you, Ed!