A recent study showed a protein (called PZP) increases in the blood as an early sign of Alzheimer's disease. I'm not bashing this research at all, because most neurologists would love a simple, reliable, blood test to offer patients.
However, the same protein also increases in one other human condition.
And I just can't wait to tell someone "The labs show you're pregnant. Or have Alzheimer's disease. Or both."
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