Mr. Funky: "I'm not happy about this."
Dr. Grumpy: "Not happy about what?"
Mr. Funky: "My visit co-pay. I paid $25 the first time I came here, and then another $25 at my last visit, and now I'm going to have to pay another $25 today. That's $75 to see you for the same damn problem."
Dr. Grumpy: "I understand, but I don't set your co-pay."
Mr. Funky: "It should be one co-pay covers all visits for the year, or something."
Dr. Grumpy: "Your insurance company is the one who decides your co-pay, not me."
Mr. Funky: "Yeah, but I bet you're sleeping with some insurance company bitch."