Mrs. FosterGrant: "Well I don't feel any better! I have a horrible migraine today. Look at me! I'm even having to wear my sunglasses indoors!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, you don't have sunglasses on."
Mrs. Fostergrant: "I don't?" (feels face, then rummages through purse, puts on sunglasses) "Now I do! See? I feel awful!"
14 comments:
now give me some percocet!
that's the exact plot i'd see in sitcoms :p
was she wearing leg warmers too?
Migraine-induced a-sunglass-agnosia. A new neurologic syndrome.
I would have gone with, "I'm not? Why is it so dark!" for the recovery.
He's Canadian, so these days you can probably find him working at Mr. Sub or Tim Horton's, eh?
I'm going to go ahead and guess that only demerol or dilaudid works for their migraines, too.
Same vein:
"Where is my hat"
"You're wearing it."
She gives us that do have migraines a bad name. Thanks, Mrs. FosterGrant.
I concur Nancy! I cant even drive with bad Migraines!!
She must be on Dopamax.
She ask you for pain pills?
Where do you find them, Dr G? Or where do they find you?
In defense of more functional migraineurs like my mom (I gave up driving years ago because of inherited constant migraines), it actually is possible to drive with a migraine, just as long as you aren't at a 10/10 and can look in all directions. My neuro/headache specialist would love to make me drive again because it promotes developing those concentration skills I'm afraid of not having enough of when I'm hurting too much.
Post a Comment