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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Sympathy
- Freudian script
- Xenophobia FAIL!
- Time
- Sunday reruns
- My kids are jealous (hell, so am I!)
- "Uh, maybe we can sell them on Ebay..."
- Maybe I should start using Old Spice
- Drug company ads
- Family ties
- Your tax dollars at work
- Counting
- By jove, I think he's got it!
- Meetings and conferences and grand rounds OH MY!
- Set to music, too
- Addendum to the previous post
- If you're gonna do it, do it right
- The surgery mindset
- Awesomeness
- Patient quote of the day
- Why do I bother?
- The ink is black, the page is white
- "That was the wrong button, Nigel."
- Doctors behaving badly
- Magazines at the grocery store check-out line
- Clothes make the man
- Sunday musical interlude
- Random Saturday pictures
- Life in America
- Corey Hart, where are you?
- Keystone Medical Transport
- Mary, bring me a strong drink
- Wednesday
- Junior Achievement
- More signs of the apocalyse
- Patient quote of the day
- 2-for-1
- Dear Wikipedia,
- The iPhone 4s with Siri. More useful than you ever...
- Weekend at Grumpy's
- Be prepared
- Deer crossing
- "It was for a Halloween costume, I swear!"
- Is there anybody out there?
- Hello, telephone line
- And it's a Smart Car, too...
- Today's criminal tip
- Mary's Desk, January 3, 2012
- Technicalities
- 2012 - Signs of the apocalypse
- Sunday hot tub reading
- New Year's Eve, 10:55 p.m.
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15 comments:
Now that sir, is some hardcore cancer!!!
That's one of the most prosthetic things I've ever heard.
If I ever get cancer, that's the sort I want to get. Just unstrap the ol' prosthesis and send it to the dump and bingo! Cured!
Fake cancer in other words?
"And my uncle had prostitute cancer."
My older friend had athletic cancer. It went into remittance.
C'mon, Grumpy! It could have been prostrate cancer (when have you seen any bowing cancers?)
Totally agree with Anonymous #1. I want to have prosthetic cancer, then I could remove it easily.
At least that kind doesn't tend to metastasize.
Sounds like my patient who had 'romantic arthritis of the hips'!
"you mean prostate cancer."
"whatever."
That reminds me, I have to go get my prosthet checked.
While a resident in the Kelowna, B.C. Canada Cancer center having a 7 week treatment schedule of boosted radiation for colon cancer I met a woman who had breast cancer. And...it had gone into her 'noids'. Fortunately her Dr. was smart enough to get it all. Her brother had had 'prostrate' cancer. I was so, so tempted to ask if he had to lie down.
Does prostrate cancer disappear if you stand up?
That is pretty hilarious.
I'm glad you're not my doctor.
If you were, then you'd be overwhelmed....oh wait you are too. Sheesh, why'd you punks go to medical school if you can't handle stress?
Maybe try working with animals, since people are oh-too-stressful for ya
LOL
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