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Thursday, January 12, 2012
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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- Sympathy
- Freudian script
- Xenophobia FAIL!
- Time
- Sunday reruns
- My kids are jealous (hell, so am I!)
- "Uh, maybe we can sell them on Ebay..."
- Maybe I should start using Old Spice
- Drug company ads
- Family ties
- Your tax dollars at work
- Counting
- By jove, I think he's got it!
- Meetings and conferences and grand rounds OH MY!
- Set to music, too
- Addendum to the previous post
- If you're gonna do it, do it right
- The surgery mindset
- Awesomeness
- Patient quote of the day
- Why do I bother?
- The ink is black, the page is white
- "That was the wrong button, Nigel."
- Doctors behaving badly
- Magazines at the grocery store check-out line
- Clothes make the man
- Sunday musical interlude
- Random Saturday pictures
- Life in America
- Corey Hart, where are you?
- Keystone Medical Transport
- Mary, bring me a strong drink
- Wednesday
- Junior Achievement
- More signs of the apocalyse
- Patient quote of the day
- 2-for-1
- Dear Wikipedia,
- The iPhone 4s with Siri. More useful than you ever...
- Weekend at Grumpy's
- Be prepared
- Deer crossing
- "It was for a Halloween costume, I swear!"
- Is there anybody out there?
- Hello, telephone line
- And it's a Smart Car, too...
- Today's criminal tip
- Mary's Desk, January 3, 2012
- Technicalities
- 2012 - Signs of the apocalypse
- Sunday hot tub reading
- New Year's Eve, 10:55 p.m.
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14 comments:
Gee, you'd think with all the money it costs for a transplant, they could at least afford a cooler with a latching lid.
I especially enjoyed the helpful comment about how one should be careful while transporting a heart. I never would have thought of that.
5 second rule!
Or duct tape the damn lid on! I have been life flighted, the fuel charges alone could have bought 6000 coolers!
The beat goes on.
I'm sure it worked fine. Hearts are pretty sturdy.
I left my heart in SanFransisco...no wait, its Mexico??
Stop draggin' my heart around.
Don't go breakin' my heart.
pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and heart all over again.
I've heard of a gravelly voice, but this is ridiculous.
The Tin Man remains in guarded condition. The transport team, on the other hand, was apparently headed by the Scarecrow.
I heart Mexico.:)
Very few things happen like on tv. I do know for a fact however that if you slip on icy stairs, you will slide down and bump your head on every single step just like in cartoons.
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